1. Do you like seafood? Ah, most of it. I love seafood up here, from Alaska. But dont really appreciate “Seafood” that people try and call “Seafood.” Has to be the real deal folks. Halibut, not cod.
2. Are mermaids hot? Hmm…I suppose they might get hot. I always felt bad for them…having no legs and all…but no, I dont think they are hot in that sense. Merman’s neither.
3. Have you swam in the ocean? Yes. We go whenever its hot enough to go! A quick run down the street, and were there!! Come back sun!
4. If you got stung by a jellyfish, would you let a stranger pee on you? Um. That depends. Sort of. Probably be a little skeptical at first.
5. Have you ever pee’d in the ocean? Hmmm…I think I might have, when I was younger, because that sounds like something I would do, but I cant recall a specific time.
6. Can you make a cute fish face? (Show a pic..if you want) Mmmm…I dont know about CUTE, but I can make fish lips – that count?
7. When you see the lobster tank at the grocery store do you just have this overwhelming urge to set them free or cook them up? Never seen a lobster. I know, right?
8. Are you afraid of sharks? Who me? No never. Uh, yea totally! I always scare myself when I get out of bed in the middle of the night – with “There are sharks behind you.” I always thought we avoided them up here in Alaska, but then a friend showed me “Salmon sharks” and my life has never been the same. We go swimming and I freak out when I cant touch or see the bottom, especially when something brushes up against my leg? Then its like “OH HELP SHARKS IN THE WATER SHARKS!” Because all sharks hang out in two feet deep water waiting for me. You can thank me later.
{sorry – I thought he fit the theme too well – Happy Sunday from Sebastian!}