When we were in China a few months ago – we were faced with a situation while trying to purchase tickets. After flying/sleeping in airports/traveling about for the past … day (??) we finally met up with David and Amanda in this foreign Chinese land. Our first stop was the attempt to get tickets. If something could go wrong it did. It took atleast 20 minutes, and numerous trips across the street to finally secure 5 of the cheapest tickets they sold. Crossing streets is no easy feat – you must cross one lane first, and stand, stranded in the middle of the road while cars drive by on every side, before you can cross the other lane. Its nerve racking, but at the end of our ticket buying stunt – we were professional street crossers.

With five peoples luggage – we were up and down the street atleast five times. Blocked cards. Insignificant funds, Chinese symbols blinking at us. Chinese speaking help. The troubles were endless, and to top it all off we had to run, literally, hauling 7 bags behind us, to catch our train.

It was after the 36 hour train ride – ½ of which was done without A/C, a noodle cart, water floods, and a hole in the ground for a toilet – we were able to laugh about it weeks later, but at the time it was traumatic for some of us. Others faired just fine. Amanda and I made a pact that day that the next time we were faced with a situation – where every.single.attempt was BLOCKED by a mountain for a road block, that maybe we would stop and think about it first. But we are up for an adventure, and it wasn’t days later that we were at it again. Something about those “Road blocks” don’t stop us, but push us along as if we are being taunted by them. They seem to be saying “HA! You cant do this!” and we seem to be saying “OH YES WE CAN!” Only to later find out that, well, maybe that wasn’t such a good idea, but at the time it seemed like a great idea because we were too busy being taunted by an imaginary idea to stop and weigh the facts.

“How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you’re doing it.”

That quote seems to almost sum up our lives. To some it may seem we are constantly striving to do the dumbest things ever, or as if we are setting out to find the most complicated route available.

Since Amanda has been gone, I have been at it alone – may it never be said that stupid stuff has seized since she has left! Wait. That might not be a good thing!!

On to today:

We have been trying to get mom a ticket to go see Amanda for the past….three months now. About three months ago, we purchased “Cheap” tickets from our town to LA. In hopes that we could score some cheap tickets across to England. A few days ago I found what I thought to be “The perfect ticket” and I should have known by how easy things were going, that something was wrong. It wasn’t until AFTER I hit “Purchase” did I realize my grave mistake. The times would not match up with our connecting flight that we had purchased months earlier!

A quick look into things confirmed that things were looking worse than ever. The money had been taken out immediately, and the only form of contact was via email. I quickly sent an email asking for the transaction to be canceled and the money refunded. That was Thursday.

Today I started to panic just a little, because mom is suppose to leave here on Friday – and yet still doesn’t have her connecting flight.

I have spent hours, researching this:

Mom flies over this day – dad and I fly over this day – mom and dad fly back together, on this day. Since we already have our tickets out of town to LA – we just need tickets from LA to London. And back again. Sounds simple enough, until you calculate in the fact that planes don’t just leave London every five minutes. They leave once a day it seems, and if we wanted to use the ticket we already had, this wasn’t going to work. We would arrive back in LA, hours after our “Flight” had left for home. Don’t worry if that doesn’t make sense, it took me six days to understand this.

All that is to say – today. I needed to get this ticket. Oh, and did I mention we didn’t want to pay an arm and leg?

Finally, after hours of research I had found the ticket we were all dreaming of. And after talking about it (and the session timing out three times) I finally worked up enough guts to purchase it. Which is when things went downhill. The card wouldn’t work. Please call this number. “Atleast” I thought “They HAVE a number!” I dialed. Some poor man answered. I explained my situation. He listened and then told me he would have to enter it all in and order it over the phone.

I could have slammed my head into the desk right then and there. But it got better. After he found the right flight OVER it was time to discuss the return ticket. Because of our previous bought tickets – mom and dad would have to leave London the day before their connecting flight. This REALLY gets confusing when you toss in time changes! I tried explaining this to the poor man, who listened in silence and then told me there WAS a more…convenient route. Just leave the day I was trying to get in, and spend less time in the airports! This would work – except that we had the connecting flight to make, and mom and dad would rather spend a few extra hours with Amanda instead of in some airport somewhere. So please, if you will, just book the (blank blank blank blank) ticket for me, k?

This went on for a few minutes before he finally agreed to see it my way. But did I know I was going to be getting into LA the DAY AFTER our connecting flight left? Didn’t I know that this route would take THREE DAYS to get home? I told him I would look into it and would call him back, he gave me his personal line, name, and number. I hung up without taking any of the information. Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

After looking into this bogus information I came to the conclusion that, A) he was wrong and B) I was right. And C? I was NOT calling HIM back. I got all my information back together, and attempted to REPURCHASE the ticket. Fail. Dial number. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Except this time, the poor soul answered the phone, and immediately asked for my credit card number. I questioned him, and he again informed me this is the information he needed. I gave in. He looked. And amazingly, SOMEHOW, found the reservation. But! Because the travelers name (my mom) was different than the name on the credit card (me!) and there were not seven days prior to departure – he could not book this ticket.

I. Am. Serious.

After him telling me a few more useless pieces of information, and driving me to tears over the fact that “Your card might have already been charged even though we cant charge it because of the above mentioned, and oh by the way, you are screwed out of another 800 dollars” I hung up and cried. Because what else could I do? Then I said a few words, pulled myself up, and rechecked all my information. By this time, the ticket session had expired another six times.

It wasn’t until something the second man had said tumbled through my mind did I get an idea. “You might” he offered “Check with your bank.” With steam pouring from my ears I dialed the number and logged onto our bank. Just as I got through to another poor soul, I realized something – I was $40 short in my account. The money had been transferred to a DIFFERENT account (hello joint banking) and wouldn’t go through because of this! Duh! “Hello Miss, may I help you?” came the voice on the other end of the phone. I smiled, and hung up without a simple good bye. I simply could not be bothered. After transferring another $40 I REENTERED ALL THE INFORMATION for the thirtieth time, hit purchase – and success.

Now, my friends, I am worried.

Am I about to send mom on another 34 hour train ride through China?

Thankfully, she is the ONLY one who thrived on that train ride – I have no doubt she will be A OK on this trip too.

Also? I don’t know why I bother enlisting in the help of “Customer Service” when I can solve 99% of the problems on my own.

/rant.

Im not a craft kind of person.  I don’t DO crafts.  If there are directions, and pieces that can be put together in a timely fashion I might be able to assemble it.  But starting from scratch?  Doesn’t happen very often for me.  I am scheduled to baby-sit on Friday for three little boys.  The oldest being 6, the youngest being a year.  The middle one is 3.  If left to their own ideas – with a person who doesn’t know their routine then there is kicking, running, yelling, and thrashing about.  As well as throwing toys, tossing pillows, hurting brother and everything else that they can get away with while mom and dad arent there.  They are good kids, really and honestly.  But they are boys.  And they are all under 6.  And they love a good time.

To be honest, I would not be surprised if this craft ends up as a sword, to beat one another across the head with.  But as long as they don’t kill each other on my watch – Im cool with it.  Oh and, yea, try not to hurt your brother either.  That’s always a bonus.

I was trying to come up with an idea of something to do with them while babysitting.  They still remember last year this time when Amanda and I went over with two light up, stretchy worms.  They still talk about it.  Every time I come over.  And the candy.  Yes they remember the candy.  “Remember when you brought us candy?”  They say.  And I tell them that’s because it was Christmas time.  And they remind me about the googly worms, and their names, Googly, and Worm, respectively.  And they laugh.  And I smile.  And then  I try to keep them from launching their brother off the couch because “You said I COULDN’T jump.  But you didn’t say I couldn’t THROW him!”

Amanda reminded me of a time when our aunt helped us make cardboard trees.  I don’t really remember it, but I do remember all the other creations she made with us – giant cardboard forts with REAL windows – Oh that was just the bomb!  And so I set to work.

What you will need:

Cardboard
Scissors
Paint
Decorations

I took a big cardboard box and drew out a Christmas Tree (I am NOT artistic in any way shape or form.)  Then I painstakingly cut it out.  Trimmed the edges, then traced out two other threes.


This is a somewhat important part – when I got to the trunk I left the extra cardboard on the bottom where it folded.  It really sounds more confusing than it is, but I wanted this to be able to fold in the back to make a standing tree.

See?

Then I painted with some cheap craft paint, and cut out a little star and painted that.  Then contemplated setting them up here as a little forest.  Cute, right?  Boys like cute, no?

I plan to cut out some shiny paper, get some garlands, maybe some beads and pictures of animals or trucks for them to glue onto their tree.  If they were older, and perhaps not boys, and maybe even if they weren’t at their own house I MIGHT have let them paint the trees themselves.  But I figured we get in enough trouble with markers without even TRYING and didn’t want to explain why there was green paint all over the house when their parents got home.

I also printed some templates off from here and plan to give the tree some meaning with selected ornaments and bits and pieces similar to this.

After they go to bed, I am going to put a little gift bag under the tree with a small present inside.  And maybe, if their lucky, give them a candy cane too.

That is, if I decide to follow through, I might just keep them for myself!

EDIT to add:

The finished product!

(6 year olds     *          3 year olds           *         1 year olds)

I found this recipe online.  It looked simple.  It looked easy.  It looked like something I could do!  It was only a few ingredients, looked cute, and off to work I set!  Feeling especially bold I changed things up just a little.  It calls for something called “Red melting disks” and after talking to a few “Baking fiends” I figured my idea would work!  Why not just melt white chocolate and add red food dye?  Thinking I was onto the next big idea I dumped an entire package of white chocolate chips into a pan.  Added some butter – and turned the burner on.  Then I squirted red food dye in.  It looked like a vampire had attacked.  Or I had cut my finger while chopping candy canes!  As I stirred, I began to realize it was not working how I thought it would.  It looked a little on the thick side.  Thinking I needed something more “Liquid” like I added more butter.  Quickly I had a ball of … nothing.  A bright pink ball of chocolate.


Trying to recover quickly – I added some peppermint.  It quickly became less of a ball, and turned into something like I had never seen before.  Like everything had separated.  There was “Liquid” forming in little puddles.  Butter splattering, and a hard like substance underneath.  Thinking maybe this was how it was suppose to be I grabbed a bugle, and dipped it in.  When I pulled it out, I had a bright pink bugle…and then it broke.

Bugle stuck (duck stuck)!!!

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When I was making fudge, I stumbled across a realization.  Amanda wasn’t here this year to help split the blame!  When I looked at the recipe, it looked familiar, but when I set out to work – I didn’t remember doing ½ the things on there.  Adding sugar to sour cream?  What?  Stir?  I didn’t recall any of this.  I also didn’t recall trying to stir and chop off my fingers at the same time.  What I did remember was chopping candy canes – that came back really quick.  How to chop them at the right angle and how not to get pieces flying, also how not to chop your finger off.  I remembered pouring marshmallows in, but didn’t remember it being THAT difficult.  Which is when I realized – she did ½ the things, while I did the other ½.  Trying to do something on your own, that your used to doing with another person?  Difficult!  To say the least!  But I did it, and no fingers were chopped in the process.

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With Amanda not being here this year, Christmas shopping has landed fully on my lap.  Shopping is not something I enjoy.  Christmas shopping is something I like even less!  But this year, I knew it would be up to me, and decided to snag some good deals online.  Hoping this would help make the season a little less…stressful.

The final tally?  54 people.  Thankfully that could be downsized to 17 families.  And also slimmed down just a bit more by cutting out the “Parents” and just sending a group gift of fudge.  But the general idea is there.  There were a whole heck of a lot of people to shop for.

And that’s not including the family here!!!!

Yesterday was the big day – I managed to squeeze most of the gifts into small mailers – that helped A LOT with the budget!  I didn’t get a final picture, but I think we ended up with 3 medium boxes, and atleast 10 little ones.  Theres one box that still needs an address.  Two that got sent in the same box.  One that hasn’t been bought for yet.  But the majority is OUT!

I like to send everyone the “Same thing” just because its easier, but there are those few people who are vegetarian, sugar free, dieting type that you cant send the regular stuff.  Thus the specialty items.  The good news?  Most of this stuff was under $5 and a lot of it was under $3!


The nail polish I found online for $13 for 15!  The mini lotions I got for $2 I think, plus free shipping!  The socks were on sale, the salmon was a different brand this year – but ½ price!  And the chocolate bars were $1.  Score!

I was especially proud of this.  Three different things from three different places – and it wasnt even planned!  I had bought the lotion with this girl in mind, when picking out socks, I grabbed that particular pair for her, and when putting it all together I found the purple polish that fit perfectly!

Mini polish all wrapped up!

Yoshi kept wanting part way hugs, she kept jumping up in the middle of the wrapping scene wanting a hug!

The final scene!!

Not pictured: The fudge – that I made, some sketch books I got online for ½ price, tins, candy, and being buried under a pile of paper, bows, and tape!!!

Now?  Friends and family here!