Don’t stick metal objects in the toaster before unplugging it.
Dust pan has been missing for weeks now. Make mental note to call junk add companies and tell them their adds make good disposable dustpans. But that’s about it.
Wonders: Is it really that people are drawn to my pile of dust every time I sweep…or is it that I make my pile right where people walk every time I sweep?
Another typo on customers bill. It is spelled MOTOR not MORON. Replace wiper motor. Not replace wiper moron.
Talked on the phone to a customer while revising a complicated estimate…with parker sitting on my lap screaming. I call it a success because I didn’t tell the customer “Love you” at the end of our convo.
Did you know if you run a war head under hot water – you can skip out on the sour – and get straight to the good stuff?
I wonder how come I can have so many thoughts until I pull up a notepad, and then they all scatter like dust.